The REAL deal

Agent2: Hey Agent1, you up for lunch on Friday?
Agent1 sure lets do it
Agent2: coolio. Already arranged with Agent3. 11:30 @ Bella Vista.
Agent1 kool, so you didn't go yesterday then?
Agent2: Nah, decided to reschedule instead.
Agent1 k, i got a message from him but i can never understand what he is saying on his phone
Agent2: awesome
Agent1 yeah, wonder if that is an add on to his service
Agent2: It's a form of encryption, to keep that government from stealing his secrets
Sent at 8:20 AM on Thursday
Agent1 oh that's right forgot about those, his sekrets that is
Agent2: The Japanese are always trying to steal his Guitar Hero secrets. And the Russians are after that Tetris skillz
Sent at 8:22 AM on Thursday
Agent1 i heard tetris skillz stealing is at cold war levels
Agent2: Only since we started building our Europe-based Polygonal Defense Shield. We didn't really leave the Russians any choice...
It's starting to look like Arkanoid out there.
Sent at 8:24 AM on Thursday
Agent1 i heard there's a new top secret tank being built, it is the shape of a disc with a pie piece cut out of it, who KNOWS what that will be used for
Sent at 8:28 AM on Thursday
Agent2: Yeah, but the Russians have a better version. It's got a BOW on top. How can you counter that kind of thing? It's so inhumane, I think it may violate the Colecovision Convention.
Sent at 8:32 AM on Thursday
Agent1 if only we had someone who could jump over obstacles and could swing on ropes to avoid aligators
he may be our only hope
Sent at 9:07 AM on Thursday
Agent2: I hear the Chinese have leveraged their ridiculous ping-pong powers into some sort of gigantic, flying deflector shield. Maybe we should look into that.
Sent at 9:20 AM on Thursday