Gentlemen!
I say, Gentlemen!
Look!
Look down at your pants!
Would you describe the color as cranberry or anything of the sort?!
If you answered yes, you are wrong. Take those pants and nooooo, do not donate them, needy people need not look so tasteless. Take those pants and take the cursed chicken bones you bought from that lady in Jamaica and set them both on fire! Do it! Do it NOW! It is the only way you will escape my wrath!
S
Monday, February 18, 2008
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