Thursday, October 16, 2008

Beverly Hills Terestrial

Squirrel: dood guy just saw Beverly Hills Chihuahua and said it was awesome, you should totally check it out this weekend
Rabbit: Killer
Rabbit: Although I thought he was a cat guy
Squirrel: oh, sorry guess you hadn't heard, the dogs are only characters, it is done by cat actors
Rabbit: Oh, just like Shakespeare
Squirrel: yeah, but on a much more intellectual level, it's like if ET were real, which he IS but that's a completely different story
Rabbit: Like if ET were real, but Drew Barrymore was a cat, got it
Squirrel: EXACTLY!

7 comments:

Unknown said...

E. T. !?

I love that movie! I specially like the part where the boy takes the alien on his bicycle down to the local authorities and they sell it to Fox Television so that they can dissect it live on network television during prime time. (well… the feed is live, that is ;)).

Man! That was so thoroughly awesome!

Oh yeah, and then when the entire alien race comes to wipe us out for having killed their king; but how were we to know that candy-eating freak was a king? He didn't wear a crown. And luckily Drew Barrymore knew to say "Gort: Klatu Baratu Nicto" when the huge alien space ships came down to start blowing-up the planet and stealing all our water.

And when the people started disappearing and someone decided that they had found a cookbook and then Spock raises that one eyebrow and blows away the alien that exploded out of that guy's stomach after he ate the spaghetti and Tim Allen realizes that the ship he has been taken to is real!

That was so cool!

Well, it is almost lunch time… gotta go stir the hasenpfeffer.

Don

Bing said...

I feel like I should be concerned, but don't quite know why.

Snappy McFruitburst said...

Squirrel: I want to eat you for dinner.

Rabbit: I want to catch and breed you for pelts.

Chihuahua: You're great bait for Mountain Lions.

nabbercow said...

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Unknown said...

Squirrel: Who are you calling?
Rabbit: My accountant.
Squirrel: Why?
Rabbit: I need to plan investments for all the money we’re going to get.
Squirrel: What money?
Rabbit: We’ve been the headline at 12 Sycamore Trees for so long, I’m expecting tremendous overtime pay.
Squirrel: You’re Getting Paid?
Chihuahua: What are you griping about? I didn’t even get a speaking part!
Rabbit: You should talk to your agent!
Squirrel: You’ve got an agent?
Chihuahua: I don’t even appear in the credits.
Rabbit: You must be a continuity error.
Squirrel: Bummer, dude!